High Time for Retirement: Why Cannabis is the New Pickleball

Retirement.

For some, it means early bird specials and crossword p_zz_es.

For others, it’s golf, grandkids, and a wardrobe that’s 40% tropical prints.

But what if we told you the golden years could also include… a little greenery?
And no, we’re not talking about your lawncare obsession, Jerry.

We’re talking cannabis, baby, and it’s having a silver moment.

From Nine-to-Five to Cloud Nine

We don’t have to say it, you’ve faced it all head on: working for decades, dealing with bosses, emails, deadlines, and whatever that smell was in the office fridge deserves a proper reward.

You’ve earned more than a gold watch.

You deserve relaxation, peace, and maybe a little giggle now and then.

Cannabis isn’t just for the tie-dye crowd anymore. Today’s retired folks are choosing terpene profiles over sleepy time tea blends and elevating their post-career glow-up one soda shop gummy at a time.

Why Boomers Are Blooming With Bud

Cannabis use among older adults has more than doubled in the past decade. Why?
Because once the kids are grown and the grind is behind you, the vibe shifts from “get it done” to “get relaxing”

Here’s what retirees are loving:

• Sleep Support: Products like Bedtime Berry pop rocks and mellowed-out Bliss Gummies are perfect for finally getting eight hours without waking up to check on anyone.
• Joint (pain) relief: THCa flower and topicals can soothe the knees that danced at Woodstock and did 20 years of DIY home repairs.
• Social lubrication: A little puff before Bingo Night? Suddenly, Barb’s jokes hit harder and so do the snack cravings.
• Mood boosters: Say goodbye to retirement blues and hello to terpene-fueled tranquility. Bonus points if you finally learn what a terpene is. 

Mona’s Golden Girl Starter Pack

Time to giggle:

Imagine Mona Leafah, now rocking silver strands and orthopedic Crocs, hosting a sunset “Sativa & Sangria” sesh. She’s passing out Indacloud Cloudwalkers Version 52 with a wink and saying, “Back in my day, we didn’t have these smooth terp slaps… we started with rolling our own and hoping for no canoes”

Mona’s picks for an elevated retirement (when she gets there):

• Lemon Cherry Gelato: mood-lifting and flavorful, for the vibes.
• Blue Dream: daytime creative boost (because retirement art class can get real intense).
• Gummies: for when you need to relax and remember your passwords.

Retirement Ain’t the End: It’s the High Road

You’ve survived fads, taxes, and raising humans. You deserve to kick back with a cloud in one hand and a Black Jack Candies in the other.

Whether you’re reconnecting with old friends, reigniting passions, or just vibing on your front porch: cannabis can be your companion for the ride.

So go ahead:

• Schedule that nap with no guilt.
• Watch the sunset with the soft buzz of a vape inhale in the breeze.
• Laugh at the grandkids’ TikToks with a little head buzz to help them make a little bit more sense.

Join the High Society of Retirement

Have you tried cannabis since retiring?
Thinking about it but don’t know where to start?
We’ve got you covered and we want to hear YOUR stories.

Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or curious cloud-chaser, there’s a place for you at the Indacloud table.

Because aging gracefully is one thing… but aging gratefully? That’s the real vibe.